Gackto AKA Jeff The Chef - "CompUSA Hit 'Em Up ~Another Version~
http://www.youtube.com/jcibs


Ayo, customer, that’s why I blew up your fuckin computer.
Mother fucker.

CompUSA
What what
CompUSA

Yo, yo
First off, fuck the customers and the shit they say,
Yelling, screaming like a demon throwin fits with rage,
Saying that their computer doesn’t work, when it’s fuckin’ fine,
I’ll take the tower for an hour and just rewind,
Use system restore, and mark it fixed,
Charge you $300 and watch you argue quick,
The manager’s coming, while you’re runnin out of breath,
Shouting something about nothing givin’ me stress,
Give it a rest,
Angry teen cunt, go ask the techs how they will treat ya, when you scream and act like you diseased, fuckin please,
Your PC was free but you don’t wanna see that it’s 10 years old and fuckin weak. Fuck Windows ME.
I’ll refund cause it’s so bad it’s right, but at least defrag tonight. Haha.
Your computer was murdered on spyware attacks and killed, but you blame me so get your ass billed.

You know.

Grab a wrist-strap when you see a bitch-ass,
Call a technician to fix your comp,
I fixed your shit but now you’re just bitchin’,
Slut get your ass back to the kitchen,
Nubby, I hit ‘em up.

Yo, check this out. Aha.
You noobs ain’t even on my level.
Ima let some of these script kiddies rip on you BITCH ASS FAGGOT NOOBS.

Get out the thermal paste, the thermal paste, yo,
This processor looks like it’s gonna pop!
I installed a hack, just so you would call me back,
Dumb slut’s gettin’ her comp fucked for talkin’ trash.
Little faggot Yale scholarly, don’t even fuckin bother me,
I’ll drop your Apple in the compactor, so please call the police.
The cops will come, escort you out, that’s lots of fun,
Ima laugh while you mad and actin’ dumb.

Yo, I found the hidden files in your document folder
Copied them over, then I just got this shit sold to :
The highest bidder, you can’t ever deny that I’m a winner, 
Ebay all day and just made around a couple figures.

Ha.

Grab a wrist-strap when you see a bitch-ass,
Call a technician to fix your comp,
I fixed your shit but now you’re just bitchin’,
Slut get your ass back to the kitchen,
Nubby, I hit ‘em up.

Fixed your shit three times, you wanna have a bone of contention still?
THIS AIN'T NO FREE SERVICE, your worthless ass is gettin’ billed,
Cause you just broke it,
Trying to blame it on me but you just hopin,
Kazaa is open installed with malware and it’s not workin fine?
Because you suck mother fucker, clean it with Turpentine!
Talk about you know computers when it’s funny to me,
You ain’t never used one that was above 20 clock speed.
I’m a pissed off 1337 hacker,
If I were you I would just leave faster,
Remember when you came in expecting the world but screamed?
Cause I called you on user damage not covered under the warranty.

Mother fucker.
Eat shit.
Fuckin' cunt.
(Yeah)
That's how we do, man.
Don't fuck with CompUSA.
Don't fuck with your techs.
Fuck your shit up all day.

You know what, fuck this, I'm not even done yet.

Faggot from Yale, I like your coat, oooh yeah impressed.
They must be having a sale at fuckin' "Douchebag Express",
Fuckin' faggot, don't make it a fuckin' habit,
Of comin' up and askin' me shit.

I was THIS CLOSE to bringin' you outside and attackin' you, prick,
Smash your back into bricks, then come back for that ass who's your bitch,
Pour acid on her ass, clit and vaginal lips,
She'll go into shock,
Then I'll pull out my cock quick,
While she's havin' the fits,

I have to admit, I'll shoot her in the head dead, then grab on her tits,
Go to her grave one day, then pull off the casket's black lid,
Steal her body, bring it back to you so I can laugh while you twitch,
"Bastard, that's sick", damn right, I'm a master of this.