Gackto AKA Jeff The Chef - "Cracky Freestyle"
http://www.youtube.com/jcibs
http://crackyhouse.dnsdojo.org

Uh
Yo
Gackto desu.
Yeah
It ain't no akuto yeah, ok
Break it down, yo

Lemme tell you about a girl named Cracky chan,
The only person in the world who can make me a happy man,
Because everyday hurts and it’s crappy,
Damn, I just don’t know how I’m supposed to be,
I just want Olivia right here close to me,
I’ll openly admit I’m addicted,
I hopefully just don’t got this shit just too twisted,
When I know and see she’s a goddess it’s just sickenin’,

Yo

I WANNA MASTURBATE TO HER NOSEBLEED,
I WANNA BE AT HER PLACE AND HAVE HER KNOW ME,
I WANNA GRAB AT HER FACE AND HAVE HER HOLD ME,

Uh-uh
And...

If it wasn’t for her, I’d probably be bein’ dead,
See that’s the reason why I owe her everything,
And I hope the future will never bring,
More pain, for Lain, cause I’d rather it be for me instead.

She’s straight out of the wired,
I never heard her voice, but I bet the noise can spontaneously cause thousands of fires,
Please don’t ever doubt my desire,
Or my dedication to making sure Olivia’s not found in a dire,
Situation, so getcha hatin’ somewhere else,
Cause the shit ya sayin’ is gonna be makin’ me not hesitatin’ to pounce like a tiger.

It started with 4chan, then Snacks got whack and started this camwhore ban, so Crack was no longer permitted, 
So everyone didn’t know how to get more of their fix and,
Then... came... the Live Journal discovery,
Before you knew it, Cracky was more than a camwhore, everyone was in love it seemed, 
With more than her make-up, it was a wake-up,  we couldn’t take the, BS from /b/ yes, 
So we made a new board stubbornly,

Then the rest is history, revelations made Cracky come out and confess some mystery, 
She was like “I’M TIRED OF STALKING AND DISSIN ME ROUGH”
“PLEASE STOP TALKIN YOU’RE JUST ALL PISSIN ME OFF”
Then the board was taken down, the debate was how, and why, should we pick up the pieces 
And how long should we try be waitin’ now?

Some time later, there was a community, that was doomed to be,
called Bounceme, around the, Internet.
Cracky came back for a second time,
Let’s rewind, remember what it was like to be in with it?
Cracky is infinite.
They say that Cracky is catharsis,
Then why do they want to stab where her heart is?
I know they’re filled with sadness and darkness,
But it’s not ok to be draggin her carcass,
All across the mats and the carpet.
I have to ask “Are you retarded?”
All the Olivia haters, yo, GOD ARE YOU GAY,
DON'T YOU EVER SET FOOT IN OXFORD, UK.
Or I’ll  kill you and cut you up,
I can’t feel you, you just a cunt,
So I’ll mess and dissect ya neck, dude,
So just give it a rest and STFU.
If only...

If only, if only, oh please, if only, if only.
Yo, it's Cracky.
Yo, peace.
Cracky is catharsis.
Fuck the haters.